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Twas the day before Christmas - Mistress O the Quill

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Twas the day before Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas
 
Twas the day before Christmas

and all round the house

the mould had been growing

so off set the spouse

to clean up the boards

blast the slush all away

he had it all planned

it could take half the day!

 

Attired in clothing

literally to die for

neck to knees was a fashion eyesore

he didn't care

they were just working clothes

so whatever was said

didn't get up his nose!

 

Blaster all set up

the job all in hand

pointed in general direction

oh would look so grand

suffering catfish

the darn thing blew up

before one board was blasted

so out came the scrub

 

Whilst in the process

it leaked through the window

water and slush

could've ruined...MY PUTA!

Horror of Horrors

after checking for damage

PHEW..only trophies,

nothing permanent

I could manage!

 

A mucky mess

no doubt bout that

no blasting today

so on with the weed mat

Nope, down came the rain

washed poor Incy out

Give it a rest

you unruly looking lout!

 

Twas the day before Christmas

I got the Turkey all stuffed

nothing else better botch

or I'll be the one in a HUFF!!