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Twas the night before Christmas..

Twas the night before Christmas..
7 December 2010 at 12:09

 

Twas the Night before Christmas

By Ch'erie

 

Twas the Night Before Christmas

 

and all through the house

Everyone was starving

including the mouse

The cupboards were bare

and so even the weevils

were planning to jump ship

like evil K Neevils

Mother was desperate

how would she feed her large brood

Father sat helpless

in the foulest mood

Desperate times,

call for a desperate measure

This was one of those times

it would be a great pleasure

It had come to her notice

in the bush not far

lived a huge wild Chicken

they could reach it by car

So they all set off

their gas near diminished

was their last chance

after this they'd be finished!

They happened across one

grazing on a root

Father grabbed the rifle

made ready to shoot

As his trigger finger was ready to twitch

A bearded character yelled

"Leave those EMUS ALONE

you Son of  B..."

Well needless to say

the Ranger called the Sarge

They were all bundled up

Carted off to face the charge 

Emu's are protected

twas a serious offense

Made no difference the hardship

their story made no sense!

 

Well as it turned out,

not everyone's a meanie

Coz the Warden himself

was no great greanie

Last I heard, they were all doing well

as they munched on their Turkey

In that measly grey Cell!

Every Cloud has a silver lining

there is still lots of Goodwill

But leave the EMU"S alone

it's not worth the drill!

Twas the night before Christmas..